On football: The Illini take on OSU

Rashard Mendenhall, the Illinois poster boy, needs only 17 rushing yards to break the Illinois single-season rushing record. Which is to say, our quarterback can't pass. Not well, at any rate. The sad part of this is that OSU typically allows only 65 rushing yards per game. So Nathan, we promise we will lose gracefully. On the other hand, if we win...well...